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$ kubectl get engineer rootsher -o yaml
apiVersion: humans.rootsher.dev/v1
kind: Engineer
metadata:
name: rootsher # Konrad Kowalski
namespace: warsaw-pl
labels:
role: principal-platform-and-reliability-architect
traits: terraform-junkie.kubernetes-native.security-minded
annotations:
rootsher.dev/motto: "Everything as code. Including this README."
spec:
replicas: 1 # horizontal scaling blocked by biology
scope: git push -> CI -> registry -> GitOps -> cluster -> on-call
strategy:
type: RollingUpdate # never Recreate
rollingUpdate: { maxUnavailable: 0 }
resources:
requests: { coffee: "2", sleep: "6h" }
limits: { coffee: none } # yes, I know what that does to QoS
readinessProbe:
exec: { command: ["sh", "-c", "test -n \"$PROBLEM\" && is_hard \"$PROBLEM\""] }
status:
phase: Running
conditions:
- { type: OpenToComplexProblems, status: "True" }
- { type: WritesItDown, status: "True", reason: blog.rootsher.dev }
- { type: AcceptsRollbacks, status: "True", reason: expand-contract-migrations }$ make prod
[lint] tflint, hadolint, eslint ................ passed
[test] unit, integration, terraform test ....... passed
[scan] trivy, sbom, cosign verify .............. 0 critical
[plan] terraform plan .......................... 0 to destroy
[sync] argocd app sync ......................... Synced, Healthy
[canary] 10% -> 50% -> 100% ...................... error budget intact
[friday] deploy on a friday? ..................... yes, auto-rollback on SLO burn
$ fastfetch
rootsher@p14s
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Host: ThinkPad P14s
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 PRO 5850U
Memory: 48 GB
OS: Fedora Sway Spin, LUKS2
WM: Sway
Terminal: foot
Shell: zsh + Oh My Zsh
Editor: VS Code / Doom Emacs (Evil Mode)
AI: Claude Code, agentic coding
Browser: Chromium over a SOCKS5 proxy
Remote: GitHub Codespaces
